Hagney & Lezzie
(L to R: Renee Thomas, 20, Angela Keathley, 26)
Cheerleaders In Bathroom Brawl
Cops: Carolina Panthers pair were getting busy in Tampa bar loo
Check out the full story at The Smoking Gun, including police reports and screen grabs of recently purged TopCat bios from the Carolina Panthers web site.
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I'll get it started...
posted by Logan @ 5:45 PM
7 Comments:
Renee
Future Goal: Obtain doctorate degree in dental surgery
Maybe she was trying to drum up some business. Though I think she hit her victim in the eye. She should aim lower next time.
Angela
Education: ...Cape Fear Community College...
Fear is certainly a word that comes to mind when viewing Angela's mugshot. Can I file a report of assault with an ugly proboscis?
I saw their mugshots on ESPN. The Panthers have fired them so that is why they are not on their website.
I just heard that the ladies may have been offered to pose in Penthouse. I know which one I want to see. The other one should put a flag over her head if she gets nekkid.
It was just a matter of time. They can do a lot with airbrushing. Gonzo there will probably come out looking like a supermodel.
...or not.
I'll take the blonde. Shotgun!!!!
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