Dylan Moran Rules

My buddy Jay turned me on to this Irish comedian. You may know him from the "classic zombie rom com of 2004" Shaun of the Dead.

The picture above is from the pilot episode of a Britcom he starred in called Black Books about a miserable drunkard who runs a book store. He hires his best friend whom he enjoys torturing, such as when his friend comes into the store looking for "The Little Book of Calm" and instead our hard drinking hero offers him "The History of Screaming" and a book about tanks. I'll have to check that one out on DVD.

Here are some random stand-up quotes from Dylan:

"Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, "Quick, get me to casualty quick!" while your doing something important like sitting down picking your ear."

On drugs: "I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it."

On the song 'Funk Soul Brother': "If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls."