The Darkness Is Coming

Hair metal revivalists The Darkness drop their sophomore album One Way Ticket To Hell... And Back on November 29th. See tracklisting below. Jay, you and me are so going to see them live if they play anywhere close by!






1. One Way Ticket
2. Knockers
3. Is It Just Me?
4. Dinner Lady Arms
5. Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time
6. Hazel Eyes
7. Bald
8. Girlfriend
9. English Country Garden
10. Blind Man

Hagney & Lezzie

(L to R: Renee Thomas, 20, Angela Keathley, 26)

Cheerleaders In Bathroom Brawl
Cops: Carolina Panthers pair were getting busy in Tampa bar loo
Check out the full story at The Smoking Gun, including police reports and screen grabs of recently purged TopCat bios from the Carolina Panthers web site.

Check out the bios then insert your own jokes in Comments. :)
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